I was flying from Flagstaff, Arizona to Phoenix, Arizona because my manager doesn't own a
globe. We flew on a plane that big. Like a pack of gum with eight people in it.
[imitates sound of a tiny airplane]. What happened was we took off from the Flagstaff Airport, Hair Care and Tire Center there. We're traveling at half the speed of smell. We got passed by a kite. There was a goose behind us, and the pilot was screaming, "Go around!".
