With Walmart, now you're going to have to wait the have the watermelon handed to you, rather than grabbing it yourself, and heading to the the checkout.
“Attractive nuisance” is an middle english phrase that, loosely translated into modern english, means, “You were too f***ing stupid to realize what would happen? Really?”
Will they have to shuck our ear of yellow corn too?
I suppose there will be a charge of .33 cents per ear to remove all the leaves and strings. Plus another .10 cents to recycle, unless we want to take the leaves and strings with us.
Watermelon vending machines, put it on Shark Tank!
Then this same guy will get an arm stuck in it...