[Pontiac]

All the while pretending to be a Chardonnay drinker

Oh, she probably drinks wine with diner.

Then after diner follows up with a nice liquor.

And then settles in with a bottle of scotch or bourbon to find oblivion or release the demons that torment her soul.

[RooRoobird20]

Don’t forget the Natty Daddy (28 oz can of malt liquor, 8% alcohol), she probably drinks those as chasers.