Posted on 11/08/2017 8:59:23 AM PST by EdnaMode
One of the great mysteries of all time is the fact that Taco Bell is in business at all.
Thats why I shop at...Del Taco!
Exactly my thought.
This dude walked in
lookin’ strange and kind of funny
Went up to the front
with a menu and his money
He didn’t walk straight
kind of side to side
He asked this old lady
“Yo, yo, um...is this Kentucky Fried?”
The lady said “Yeah”
smiled and he smiled back
He gave a quarter and his order
small fries, Big Mac!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19tjJ0G-8V4
yo quiero french fry
They got rid of them after Mexico defeated France.
Dumb blonde ordering French Fries
(classic Mercedes-Benz ad)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXT3Sma4-rg&index=1&list=RDfXT3Sma4-rg
Although in all honesty, the lobotomy would probably raise her IQ.
Suppose you only have two restaurants in town, a Pizza Hut and a Kentucky Fried Chicken.Now suppose that some people want hamburgers, perhaps even employees of the Pizza Hut, so they tell Pizza Hut that they must sell them hamburgers.
Pizza Hut says no, their purpose is to sell pizzas, and that the person must go elsewhere to find hamburgers.
The person says that there isn't another choice for them to conveniently get hamburgers, so Pizza Hut must be forced to sell them hamburgers against their wishes.
Next step: force McDonalds to sell pizza and KFC to sell hamburgers, so people don't have to travel far (and have to waste expensive gasoline) to get the food they want. Make everyone stock anything that anyone might want.
In a free country you have a right to actually act on your biases.Kentucky Fried Chicken is biased against hamburgers. McDonalds is biased against pizza.
I demand that McDonalds carry pizza, because it's closer than the Pizza Hut down the street and I shouldn't be made to have to walk three blocks to get a slice of pepperoni!
Waaaaaa!!!!!
-PJ
Still creepy, though.
A bunch of college kids attending Murray State University in Kentucky would pass through the little town of Cadiz each time the semester or a holiday cycled. These students were car pooling from New York. Each time they passed through the town they would argue about the pronunciation of the town's name.
On one such trip they decided to end the argument once and for all. They stopped at a local retail outlet and went inside. Their spokesman said to the young man, "Very carefully and slowly, please pronounce the name of this place."
The clerk leaned on the counter, stared him in the eye, and then said with careful pronunciation and drawn out enunciation: "Burger King".
and that is the face of the democrat party...
how they can get in the booth and vote for the rats is beyond me.
And I attended Murray State and everybody, everybody knew how to pronounce Cadiz.
Is it discriminating against the French? Remember Freedom fries?
Is that ketchup splattered all over the window? It doesn’t look like blood, and I always wondered what ran through Ronald’s veins.
LOL!
I once met a classmate in church years after we both moved away. She said she was married. I asked her what her name was now. She looked at me wierd and said, “It’s still Meghan...”
“Katey’s,” right?
Computer Science was under the Physics and Math departments in those days, so it was hard core. The last of my Physics teachers passed away this past summer. Those men all thought of themselves as my surrogate father, and took very good care of me.
So much of me was forged in that school.
Not according to the people who lived there. One of my professors was born and raised in Cadiz. He always got a chuckle out of the "Yankee Boys'" pronunciation.
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