[dfwgator]

There once was an actor in Nantucket........

[gubamyster]

Who saw a reporter’s son and wanted to.....

[Buckeye McFrog]

Based on family who lived in the area I am told
that if you don’t want anything gay to happen, you
don’t want to go to Nantucket.

[Vlad The Inhaler]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nan tucket.

Pa followed the pair to Pawtucket,
The man and the girl with the bucket;
And he said to the man,
He was welcome to Nan,
But as for the bucket, Paw tucket.

Then the pair followed Pa to Manhasset,
Where he still held the cash as an asset,
But Nan and the man
Stole the money and ran,
And as for the bucket, Man hasset.