I remember seeing “Dr. Zhivago” when I was a kid. Should I get a lawyer?
Absolutely!! Unfortunately, I’m at vastly greater risk. I’ve read, and have a copy of “Crime and Punishment”; have read “War and Peace”, saw the 1968 Russian film of it and have a copy of it; and escorted a Russian woman in the course of my last employment before I retired. Call the prison van now; I’m screwed.
Can you still hum Lara’s Theme? If so, retain counsel.