[Fightin Whitey]

Oh! You mean the anti-brain-bot cleansation helmet I wear under the anti-pupil-scan spectacles I have devised.

I'll send you an old pair of mine if you can't find them online.

[TigersEye]

Your generosity is beyond expectation!

I think this also answers the age old question, ‘where’s the beef?’

In the underwear, of course!