Questioner: ‘So, Aquaman, what can you do?’
Aquaman: ‘Swim fast.’
Q: ‘Anything else?’
A: ‘Fish obey me.’
Q: ‘But the fish mostly just swim too?’
A: ‘Yeah. Guess so.’
Q: ‘OK, thanks. The trident’s cool though.’
Dave Chappelle did a great bit about Aquaman:
https://youtu.be/c8wN_cA-fQg