Well, 17-foot tiger sharks don't ram boats for six hours but 30-foot tiger sharks do. I mean, if there were any, that's what they'd do. The ones who come out of the Force 11 storms that nobody else saw, that is. Those sharks.
Ladies, sea stories are supposed to begin, "Now, this is no sh!t"...
“I also believe that they [the Taiwanese crew that first rescued them] knew they were damaging the boat. And if we couldnt get additional help, that boat would sink, and they would get two girls to do whatever they wanted to, Appel said.”
YGBSM!
The rest of us: “Once upon a time ... “
The sushi nibblers: “You ain’t gonna believe this .... “
SHARKNADO!