If people want to compete with dogs, they need to lick more faces. Like Andy Dick...
My dear wife quickly tires of my kiss affections these days
However our two Rottweiler boys ..uncut of course..why buy a male Rottie
Anyhow
She lets them , lick her face with abandon
I’m like honey have you observed where their noses and licking was previously
Dogs explore one another’s genitalia with abandon.and relish cleaning their own junk......not to mention poop sniffing and rotten animals they devour out on the pasture
Yet she relishes their affections
And they do love her
She’s Daeneryus Targaryen and they are her dragons