[Pearls Before Swine]

To be old and wise one must first survive being young and stupid.

I had a couple of close calls myself, mostly involving motor vehicles, sundry machinery, and the occasional falling tree. My presence in most of those situations was indeed due to youth and stupidity.

[jmacusa]

Been there, done that. I am grateful to Almighty God that I never killed anyone. Lord knows the shape I was in some times it’s a miracle I didn’t.