[ConservativeMind]

I think the most salacious detail was that Donald Trump went to Russia and peed on whores while jumping on a bed Obama previously slept on.

[plain talk]

I think the most salacious detail was that Donald Trump went to Russia and peed on whores while jumping on a bed Obama previously slept on.

That's not quite it. The made-up story is as follows:

"the dossier claims that the Russian FSB spy agency possesses a video of Trump successfully requesting prostitutes to urinate on a bed while staying in a Moscow hotel room once occupied by the former president and first lady, Barack and Michelle Obama."