No, Steve, no! The pre-winter depressive seizures are already doing their damage to you!
Because she has a tan, because she has any skin tone whatsoever, your weakened brain is saying HOT when all visual evidence says NOT!!
Book a vacation, Steve! Leave for Hawaii, California, Florida...even Puerto Rico!
Like a boxer who has fought one too many fights, Steve, you have obviously taken one too many Minnesota winters on the chin!