You should reference the infamous “clean his balls” line on Hollywood Squares wherein Kent McCord (of Adam-12 fame) almost got up and walked off the set in disgust.
I think it was Florence Henderson who said it. She was talking about golf/golfers, IIRC.
I thought it was Arnold Palmer’s wife on Johnny Carson. She said something like,”I wouldn’t let him go out on the course without cleaning his balls,” and Carson replied, “I bet that makes his putter stand up!”
The Dating Game classic was the bachorlet as one of the guys:
“If I were a trumpet and I blew you what sound would you make?”
His answer was “ I probably couldn’t talk!”