While I have enjoyed joking with you in the past, none of this is a joking matter, FW.
Sorry, I hadn’t realized what a solemn role in such matters is played by the medical phrase “his big ol’ johnson”.
Count me as informed.
I would add that it seems to me a sizeable portion of these reports-—not yours, not at all-—seem laughable, if not particularly funny.
As has been pointed out down-thread, starlets suddenly recalling life-marring incidents from forty or fifty years ago just doesn’t add up. You know as I do that the Left specializes in both these kinds of witch-hunts, and revels in any possible connection to victimhood.
I’ll withhold all judgement for a half-year or so, and will refrain from bad jokes to you for keeps.