Posted on 10/17/2017 8:33:16 AM PDT by nikos1121
Welcome to Megyn Kelly Today, Today, a new daily column in which we will share the most memorable things that happened on Megyn Kelly Today every morning until we are no longer able to watch Megyn Kelly Today without feeling like there will be no tomorrow.
·Megyn Kelly walked onstage in a white top and black pants.
·Megyn Kelly talked about Reese Witherspoon and Jennifer Lawrence’s revelation from Monday night’s Women In Hollywood event. ·Megyn Kelly said, “What is going on?” ·Megyn Kelly talked Donald Trump’s lies. ·Megyn Kelly shared the news that researchers now know how gold is made when two dead stars collide. ·Megyn Kelly said, “Joining us now to discuss these and other headlines, Nia Vardalos is here!” ·Nia Vardalos walked onstage. ·Bobby Finger noticed that Nia Vardalos and Megyn Kelly have the exact same haircut. ·Nia Vardalos promoted her new play Tiny Beautiful Things.
·Megyn Kelly asked Nia Vardalos, “Do you believe in ghosts?” ·Nia Vardalos said, “Yyyyyyyes!” ·Megyn Kelly showed an alleged photo of a ghost. ·Nia Vardalos said, “I believe there’s some transfer of energy perhaps. I believe that maybe we’ve been here before. I’m not sure. I just don’t wanna say no to anything at this point in my life.” ·Bobby Finger said, “People who believe in ghosts love talking about ‘energy.’” ·Megyn Kelly said, “Who are we as mere mortals to say it’s not possible? ·Megyn Kelly said, “Finally today, do you know it’s National Pasta Day?”
·Nia Vardalos said, “Yes, I hear it’s National Pasta Day.” ·Nia Vardalos called the top layer of this a “Béchamel sauce,” but I suppose it could be under the tomato sauce.
·Megyn Kelly said her dietician would get mad at hear for eating that. ·Nia Vardalos said, “I never have food guilt.” ·Megyn Kelly did a segment on the opioid crisis.
·Megyn Kelly welcomed these two people who host a show called Adventure Capitalists. One of them said, “The show is like Shark Tank, but for the great outdoors.” ·The Adventure Capitalists told Megyn Kelly to try some weird skateboard/tricycle hybrid. ·Megyn Kelly tried the weird skateboard/tricycle hybrid. [See above.] ·Megyn Kelly said, “Up next, how to savor all the fall flavors you love, with fewer calories!” ·Megyn Kelly brought her dietician, Tanya Zuckerbot, to the stage. ·Tanya Zuckerbot gave us obvious tips like, Get the pumpkin spice latte without whipped cream. ·Tanya Zuckerbot suggested eating pumpkin bread over pumpkin pie. ·Tanya Zuckerbot said, “Definitely pumpkin bread over pumpkin pie, but pumpkin pie over apple pie.” ·Megyn Kelly spoke with Hoda and Kathie Lee. ·Hoda and Kathie Lee announced that Chip and Joanna Gaines would be on their show today. ·Kathie Lee said, “I’m gonna see you at lunch again, missy.” ·Megyn Kelly revealed she and Kathie Lee have a “standing lunch” on Tuesdays. ·Bobby Finger began wondering how much money he would pay to be seated beside them at lunch. Megyn Kelly Today ended.
Yes I do, Megyn. Your show and career are dead, but for some reason you’re still haunting us.
Back in the TV of the 70s, you always knew a TV show was on the verge of being canceled if they had an episode on UFOs. It was always the ‘hand that tipped it off”. I guess they thought a UFO theme would bring the audience back in droves. But we generally knew it was the sound of the death knell for the show.
LOL!
Meant to add (friggin’ phone rang as distracted me): So be expecting Mega Smelly to be doing a UFO segment soon.
I’m surprised she hasn’t claimed to have been raped by Weinstein yet. She’s probably too old for him, or she wouldn’t shut up.
I’ve seen some of the commercials for MeAgain’s show and they are laughable.
She’s clearly trying to reinvent herself into being the “Queen of Nice,” smiling and hugging all of her guests. She’s no more the Queen of Nice than Rosie O’Donut was.
Again, all she had to do was treat President Trump with decency and basic respect, but she refused to do that. Her career has been careening downhill at 200 mph ever since. That’s exactly what she deserves.
Bwaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Embarrassing...I mean really really embarrassing...
I’m waiting for pulling your pants down or pee pee kaka themes...
Looks like empty seats just like the NFL.
How 'bout this? "Killing Puppies -- It Doesn't Bother Me" ... That's me, Frank Noland, and I LIKE dead puppies! Frankly, I'm totally in favor of using federally supported municipal bonds to pay for forced busing of Soviet Communists to come into your homes to kill your puppies! Give me a call, won't you? The lines are open. Tell ME what you think about it. Dead, mangled puppies ... I like 'em ... Okay. While you're thinking about THOSE topics, here are a half a dozen others which I, Frank Noland, am personally in favor of. "Adolf Hitler -- Boy, Do We Need Him Now"! Huh? What about that? Hey, "Incest -- I Practice It, Why Don't You?" Give me a call. Talk to me about it.
Yeah, now that sounds interesting. ;-)
That’s probably after the commercial break.
Do I believe in ghosts? hell yeah. I mean, Kell’s still haunting the media. So is Hillary and Obama.
Btw, I used to live in haunted house. Actually, even had a paranormal team come and do an investigation.
Oh, how the mighty (so to speak) have fallen.
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