Transsexual has spent $1 MILLION to transform every inch of her body into that of a Barbie doll (tr)

Daily Mail ^ | October 16, 2017 | Bianca London

[Lurkinanloomin]

[ProtectOurFreedom]

“GAAAK!” doesn’t begin to cover it. OMG, that is one FUGLY human. Eyewash! Please!!??

[Sgt_Schultze]

Yikes! Nikki Wuzzaguy is like nothing I’d ever chase. A million $$ wasted.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Look like he tried to transform into Mr. Ed, not Barbie.

...and succeeded from the looks of things.

[Dawgreg]

I think I’m gonna puke

[GraceG]

[ She didn’t get her feet done.

Tsk. Tsk. ]

Is that the “toe welding” operation?

[Gay State Conservative]

And when he's diagnosed with rectal cancer in a year or two he'll be broke and his 2 million dollars of treatment will be on the taxpayers.

[GraceG]

[ Look like he tried to transform into Mr. Ed, not Barbie.

...and succeeded from the looks of things. ]

Those picture are giving me Night-MARES!

[Kickass Conservative]

How exactly did Mr. Ed put on the Hat and Glasses?

I don’t think Wilbur did it.

[packrat35]

That photo tramatized me

[Dave911]

Love it!

[SamAdams76]

I think Chrissie Hynde was singing about him when she sang "You're going to make some plastic surgeon a rich man."

[Davy Crocket]

He or she is a freak!

He.

And freak doesn’t begin to express the true horror ...

I should have said “It is a freak.”

[KosmicKitty]

Proving that no matter how much lipstick you slap on a pig, it’s still a pig, Silk purse, sow’s ear.

[Sirius Lee]

EEEwww....it looks like a flesh tone lizard.

[Larry Lucido]

“Where did this guy get the million dollars?”

[Redacted]

A guy goes to Vegas and he is on an absolute winning streak. After ends up winning about $5 million, he decides to call it quits and end on a high note.

When he leaves the casino, he sees a hooker across the street just hanging out outside of a hotel/casino. He goes across the street and asks the hooker “how much for a handjob?” The hooker replies “$1,000”. The guy shocked says “$1,000 just for a hand job?” The hooker replies “You see this casino, I own this casino because I give the worlds best hand jobs”. The guys says “Really, well then screw it here’s a grand”.

The guy says “Oh my god, that was terrific, that really was the best handjob of my life”. Then he asks “Well, then how much for a bj?” The hooker replies “$20,000”. The guy replies “$20,000 grand just for a bj?” The hooker says “You see this hotel, I own this hotel because I give the worlds best bjs”. So then guy says “eff it, here’s $20,000”. They go into one of the hotel rooms.

The guy replies “Oh my god, that was the best bj I ever had. Then he thinks and just says skrew it “How much for sex?” The hooker starts walking towards the window, she opens up the curtains and you see all of Las Vegas in its prime. Then the hooker says “You see this?” Then guy says “Get the f out of here, you own Las Vegas?”

Then the hooker says “I would if I had a vagina”.

[Chickensoup]

I remember reading some time back, probably on FR, about a guy who had himself transformed into Ken, so there’s her man. A match made in hell.

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I read recently that the Ken-man was now on his way to changing into a woman.

Mental illness is a terrible thing.

[left that other site]

A Horse walks into a bar.

The bartender says....

“Hello, Nikki!”

[STJPII]

I feed a family in Peru for $400 a year. What an unbelievable waste

[BenLurkin]

Oh my!