‘I was running downstairs in heels with a cup of coffee and fell backwards!’
Bad judgment of all kinds!
1) I was running-you are too damned old and feeble to run
anywhere
2) Downstairs-see #1. Running downstairs no less.
3) In heels-again, see #1. And you are too unstable on your
feet to be wearing heels anymore.
4) With a cup of coffee. What are you? 3 years old?
Stupid woman