[BookmanTheJanitor]

My son has a friend at Harvard that can’t do anything on his own. He is horrible at reading a map, gets lost easily, has zero common sense, can’t cook, can’t do laundry, wouldn’t know the working end of a shovel, etc. He excelled at one thing in his life - getting into Harvard.

[NorthMountain]

He excelled at one thing in his life - getting into Harvard.

What is he studying at Harvard?

[Buckeye McFrog]

He excelled at one thing in his life - getting into Harvard.

Which will lead him into a job as a Swamp bureaucrat with far-ranging power to run YOUR life.