[Snirk!] Anything in there about:
Muffler Madness?
Skin boats to Tuna Town?*
Baloney Holsters?
Weenie Wigglers at the Pickle Park?
Takin’ ol’ one-eye to the optometrist?*
(Adults please note: Double entendres regarding carpets, Oscar Meyer, Hershey, PA, and references to anything colored yellow is intentionally ignored, lest I be sent to the timeout corner.)
*kudos to Burgess Meredith, may he R.I.P.
Just don’t try to post the article about the scientist studying dolphin procreation — by inflating dead dolphin parts.
Diggin’ for Clams?
Munching a Furburger?