[shotgun]

I bought some Dave’s Instant Insanity Sauce and splashed it on my eggs one morning. I drank about a gallon of milk to put the flames out. Afterwards I read the warning label on the back which warned of possible death if you have any heart conditions.

I learned that it only took one small drop on the tip of a toothpick to fire up a 2 gallon pot of soup or stew. That one 4 ounce bottle lasted me about 15 years.

http://store.davesgourmet.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=DAIN

[NY.SS-Bar9]

When Dave’s first came out (15 -20 years ago) I put a few drops on a teaspoon and ate it.

My diaphragm immediately started to spasm and I had the hiccups for 10 minutes.

Basically, pepper spray in a bottle for idiots to play with.

[Steve Van Doorn]

I like Dave’s products. I keep a bottle for two years and get a new one. Doesn’t smell right after that long.