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To: TigerClaws

And just like that, watermelon started disappearing from the world.


3 posted on 10/07/2017 2:19:45 PM PDT by Bodleian_Girl (Click on my profile page to find out why Alabama rejects Luther Strange!)
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To: Bodleian_Girl

Short Watermelon Futures.


24 posted on 10/07/2017 2:30:31 PM PDT by Paladin2 (No spelchk nor wrong word auto substition on mobile dev. Please be intelligent and deal with it....)
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To: Bodleian_Girl

My favorite National Lampoon cartoon showed a black sharecropper dressed in rags standing in a watermelon garden in front of his rundown shanty.

He’s holding a watermelon in his arms, and the watermelon
is saying, “Let my people go.”


25 posted on 10/07/2017 2:31:41 PM PDT by sparklite2 (I'm less interested in the rights I have than the liberties I can take.)
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To: Bodleian_Girl

Exactly how Gary Larson would write it in a Far Side!


67 posted on 10/07/2017 3:05:16 PM PDT by BOOHA
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To: Bodleian_Girl

...then
It was KFC and All Hell broke Loose!


72 posted on 10/07/2017 3:08:03 PM PDT by Big Red Badger (UNSCANABLE in an IDIOCRACY!)
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To: Bodleian_Girl

I love watermelon. Could eat it all day. Come to think of ti, I love fried chicken, too. Golly, maybe I’ve been black this whole time and I just didn’t know it!


92 posted on 10/07/2017 3:35:56 PM PDT by fr_freak
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To: Bodleian_Girl

Watermelon is going the way of mud flaps on Cadillacs.


131 posted on 10/07/2017 5:48:20 PM PDT by kjam22 (America need forgiveness from God)
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