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To: PROCON
The Bickersons... have retired. Three o'clock in the morning finds Mrs. Bickerson wide awake and anxious, as poor husband John, victim of contagious insomnia, or Schmoe's Disease, broadcasts the telltale signs of the dreaded affliction. Listen...



Blanche - Wake up John, I'm worried.
John - [groan] What is it,  Blanche?
Blanche - What if a crazy gunman comes after me?
John - Why would he do that?
Blanche, Well, you did convince me to vote for Trump.
John - Nothing's gonna happen, Blanche. Will you let me sleep?
Blanche -  Well, I'm counting on you to stand your ground and protect me.
John - [gets out of bed] Um-hmm.
Blanche - Where are you going, John?
John - To give my guns away!

51 posted on 10/05/2017 1:19:49 PM PDT by sparklite2 (I'm less interested in the rights I have than the liberties I can take.)
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To: sparklite2

Yup, it’s insanity.


54 posted on 10/05/2017 1:23:13 PM PDT by PROCON (#MAGA)
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