Instead of ridiculing the guy, has anyone thought to thank him??????
I knew aliens were coming but I never thought it was going to be next year.
What does one wear when welcoming aliens for the first time? Coat and tie or business casual? Or maybe even shorts and t-shirts.........
Geez, this is certainly an unexpected development......
Probably advisable to go naked. That way they’ll know you aren’t hiding anything.
Alien welcoming attire should consist of jorts (jean shorts), flip flops and a sleeveless t-shirt. The t-shirt should advertise either a 1980s heavy metal band, alcohol, marijuana or a smiley face.
You’re welcome.
In your case I would suggest you go naked. We would then having a fighting chance; while the aliens have a good laugh. ;-)
Don’t worry about the aliens next year....
The Subterranean Lizard people are going to get us by Thanksgiving