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Cops: One-armed woman fails in Pennsylvania bank robbery try
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| 10/4/2017
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Posted on 10/04/2017 7:57:34 AM PDT by simpson96
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To: gov_bean_ counter
Walked into the bank and said “hand up”...”
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Good un!
:D
To: simpson96
Question: How do you get a one-armed bank robber out of a tree?
Answer: Wave.
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posted on
10/04/2017 8:11:34 AM PDT
by
Mr Ramsbotham
(Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
To: Political Junkie Too
“I know a woman with one arm named Wanda.”
“What’s the name of her other arm?”
-PJ
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The slighty NSFW version of that one has it as waitress with a name tag on her chest. I’ll let you assemble the joke.
To: simpson96
Seems like her brain ran off with the missing arm.
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posted on
10/04/2017 8:13:43 AM PDT
by
tflabo
To: DannyTN
>>"A one armed woman???"
In today's "culture" the script would call for "A one armed...uhhhhhh...
Maybe we should just look for a squirrel?
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posted on
10/04/2017 8:13:49 AM PDT
by
HLPhat
("TO SECURE THESE RIGHTS" -- Government with any other purpose is not American.)
To: Mr Ramsbotham
Now she’s sharing a cell with a legless murderess who is serving 2 years - but what with the killer having received such a light sentence, she can’t kick.
To: LouieFisk
Believe it or not, I know that joke from
Mary Poppins.
"I Love To Laugh" scene, with Ed Wynn.
-PJ
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posted on
10/04/2017 8:17:43 AM PDT
by
Political Junkie Too
(The 1st Amendment gives the People the right to a free press, not CNN the right to the 1st question.)
To: HLPhat
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posted on
10/04/2017 8:18:19 AM PDT
by
Puppage
(You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it.)
To: LouieFisk
Was it a right handed or left handed knife? Success or failure depends on it.
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posted on
10/04/2017 8:18:45 AM PDT
by
tflabo
To: simpson96
Okay... I know some of you are old enough to remember this. What was the name of that girl who used to appear on Johnny Carson back in the 60s who always talked about being from “East McKeesport?”
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posted on
10/04/2017 8:19:03 AM PDT
by
D_Idaho
("For we wrestle not against flesh and blood...". You be)
To: Political Junkie Too
Great movie, saw it as a kid.
To: tflabo
“Was it a right handed or left handed knife? Success or failure depends on it.”
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Depends on if the person is sinister or not. (Latin in-joke for y’all)
Dad ever send you to the hardware store for a left-handed monkey wrench? It’s a Dad classic, like “pull this finger”.
To: simpson96
she couldn’t hold both the gun and the money at the same time- Noone gave her a hand?
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posted on
10/04/2017 8:47:50 AM PDT
by
Bob434
To: Army Air Corps
lol- she probably will sue
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posted on
10/04/2017 8:48:16 AM PDT
by
Bob434
To: simpson96
No, I distinctly heard her say she had a niff. What’s a niff?
Love, Woody
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posted on
10/04/2017 8:49:35 AM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
(#DeplorableMe #BitterClinger #HillNO! #cishet #MyPresident #MAGA #Winning #covfefe)
To: Bob434
"she couldn’t hold both the gun and the money at the same time- Noone gave her a hand?"
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posted on
10/04/2017 8:50:29 AM PDT
by
BlueLancer
(ANTIFA - The new and improved SturmAbteilung)
To: NonValueAdded
"No, I distinctly heard her say she had a niff. What’s a niff?
Then she left in a huff ...
... well, it could have been a minute-and-a-huff ...
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posted on
10/04/2017 8:52:23 AM PDT
by
BlueLancer
(ANTIFA - The new and improved SturmAbteilung)
To: simpson96
One armed woman with a knife named Wanda Irvin tries to rob a bank, that tells you all you need to know about how bad inner city schools are.
To: simpson96
Got away with only half of the loot?
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posted on
10/04/2017 9:01:51 AM PDT
by
Libloather
(Trivial Pursuit question - name the first female to lose TWO presidential elections!)
To: DannyTN
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posted on
10/04/2017 9:04:47 AM PDT
by
Defiant
(It's not antifa, it's actually antifafa. Antifa Fascists.)
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