Posted on 09/30/2017 1:46:12 PM PDT by nickcarraway
By Bang Published Friday, September 29, 2017 A desperate bride married herself after searching for 20 years to find Mr Right.
Laura Mesi, 40, arranged a wedding in Lissone, in Italy, where she married herself in a one-off ceremony, because she had struggled to find love after 20 years, the La Repubblica newspaper reports.
The fitness instructor had reportedly always dreamed of having a fairytale wedding, and she made her own wishes come true as she donned a traditional wedding dress, had a group of bridesmaids by her side and a ring that she gave to herself on her special day.
She told the newspaper: "I told friends and family that if I had not found my soul-mate by my 40th birthday I would marry myself.
"If one day I find a man with whom I can plan a future I'll be happy, but my happiness does not depend on him.
"This is my fairytale wedding - only without a Price Charming."
Laura paid around £8,700 for the ceremony and she is able to divorce herself any time, but for the meantime she will be spending some time alone on her honeymoon in Egypt.
The only way you win is to not play the game in the first place. Its totally rigged against you.
I see.
With those big hay chompers, she looks more like a relation of Mr. ED or Seabiscuit!!
i didn’t realize such a formal ceremony was necessary to have sex with yourself ...
You are correct.
She will likely sit around complaining and hating her spouse.
“Woman Marries Herself After 20 Years Looking for Mr Right”
Sometimes, this place (Free Republic) reminds of Weekly World News, and you, nickcarryway, contribute a ton to that feeling.
Have you ever considered starting up a publication to compete against the National Enquirer?
You can do that, nick. Hell, pay me enough dollars, and I’ll sign on as chief editor.
She’ll be divorced in a couple of years.
Hope she has a good pre-nup.
Lol
If it doesn't last, it will be a Mesi divorce.
Right. Why do people who hang out in bed with placeholder humans imagine they will find a “soul mate” among others like themselves? Can’t get blood out of a turnip.
Even as a stunt these “weddings” are past their sell-by date.
Right. It’s best to stop getting married and having kids and lets the Muslims take over.
Right. So men just keep getting screwed over by women and family courts. Yeah that’s how you sell marriage to men.
Tell me how me marrying a modern western woman is going to save us from the muslims. I really want to know your thought process here.
Either way I am screwed. At least one way I have freedom, a peaceful house, and not being bosses around by a narcissistic irrational woman who can ruin my life with her accumulated debts, and one phone call, and take half my stuff anytime she decides she doesn’t want to honor the vows anymore.
No thanky.
Divorce could be messy
At least wedding presents would be easy. Just buy her a good supply of AA batteries.
What you are seeing is a direct result of closing down mental institutions.
It’s Italy. And she looks fully functional. If anything hurts her, it’s that horse face.
My kids keep telling me, “Don’t stick your d*ick in crazy.”
Whole production sounds like its from Alice in Wonderland - bizzare and nonsensical. Inside she is really insecure and unhappy. Too self-centered it appears.
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