Alice Cooper is a great, great man.
Pinging Salamander, who set me straight about his greatness.
The story about Alice’s one (really, .5) date with Sofia Loren is pretty funny, and indicative of his conservative values.
Oh, and PS: Miley is a disease-ridden whore.
What she became is fully her father’s fault.
He looked the other way, because money was more important.
Miley reports first having sex at 12.
As a father of girls, I am not OK with that.