Yes, I'm certain the Lord will punish Hef in the afterlife as he punished him here on earth with a long life, great wealth, and so much endless hot 'tang.
He who has the most stuff at the end of his life is still dead.
Given the emotivist weakness of a hedonist, the thing it wants more than anything is more life to keep on feeling and emoting.
When it’s dead, it ain’t got none.
Game, set, match to the Lord over the dead heffer.
Your statement epitomizes the degradation of all healthy eros Hefner planted in the men addicted to his low class _magazine.