[fieldmarshaldj]

I mean, I’m a Conservative Christian, but I’m in no position to unleash my inner Church Lady on Hef or I’d be an utter hypocrite. It’s also not particularly Christian to take turns pissing on him when he hasn’t even turned cold yet. And when I start seeing folks going on about monkey spanking as a mortal sin on par with infanticide, it really takes the cake for absurdity.

[wardaddy]

Nope you’re going to hell and are a perv

I’ve been told that tonight for saying playboy mag was a fond childhood memory 50 years ago

Man I’m glad I ain’t married to women like that....mine can be challenge enough

Going to hell for masturbating means everybody is going to hell ....basically

Rare is someone who never self satisfied.....I mean lord

These are some seriously rigid folks

[Drew68]

And when I start seeing folks going on about monkey spanking as a mortal sin on par with infanticide, it really takes the cake for absurdity.

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