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Truth in advertising.

1 posted on 09/21/2017 9:37:31 PM PDT by nickcarraway

To: nickcarraway

Folgers does that to me, I still drink it every day.

Heavy Cream no sugar.

2 posted on 09/21/2017 9:40:31 PM PDT by right way right (May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our one and only true hope.)

To: nickcarraway

3 posted on 09/21/2017 9:48:22 PM PDT by Enchante

To: nickcarraway

“Boss, I’ve got one hell of an idea for our new ad campaign. Now it may sound a little strange at first, but hear me out on this, OK?”

7 posted on 09/21/2017 10:14:34 PM PDT by TChad

To: nickcarraway

...general weakness, dizziness, double-vision and trouble with speaking or swallowing

And just how does that differ from their normal brew?

11 posted on 09/21/2017 11:02:32 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom

To: nickcarraway

Rub it on your wrinkles.

12 posted on 09/21/2017 11:05:41 PM PDT by Yaelle (Socialism, faithfully implemented, delivers anguish and devastation. - President Trump)

To: nickcarraway

[[No one has reported getting sick from the drink, the company said. ]]

That’s because they are all balled up in the fetal position and can’t get to the phone

13 posted on 09/21/2017 11:19:46 PM PDT by Bob434

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15 posted on 09/21/2017 11:47:37 PM PDT by dfwgator

To: nickcarraway

Constipation? WTH kind of coffee is THAT?

19 posted on 09/22/2017 5:20:38 AM PDT by Ancesthntr ("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." A. E. van Vogt)

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