Methalina’s cousin and Felony’s cousin/fiance’ made the news!
They was burnin' lawnmowers cause ain't nothin good on the television box. They swear theys gonna pay that cable bill next month.
'Sides, burnin' yard tools is a dern good show. Specially If'n sister/wife havin' her time.
amirite, Bubblegumlubber?
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