Like, with a non-abrasive, soft microfiber Cloth or Something?
- After you have smashed your BlackBerry, don't forget to wipe the fingerprints from your email server with this non-abrasive, soft microfiber Cloth or Something.
- Thin, foldable size makes it easy to stash the Cloth or Something in burn bags.
- 6" x 6" size quickly wipes even the biggest email servers with thousands of emails.
- Optionally autographed on the back by Andrew, creator of BleachBit.
- Printed in the USA!
- Guaranteed not to prove intent, or you will get a full refund paid when you are released from prison.
- USPS first-class shipping and handling is a flat rate of $2 per order.
- Yes, this cloth is real, and you can really buy it.
- Frame it as a collectible or clean smudges from your eyeglasses, jewelry, smartphones, and tablets.
- Buy an extra cloth for your VIP (VERY VIP) client.
I just noticed the link in the first bullet point is to FR.