Just to be on the safe side, keep your towel handy.
/thanks for all the fish
Normally the Missus and Me, we treat ourselves to pizza
on the Friday after the Social Security checks come out.
Maybe I should go ahead and get it tomorrow, just in case?
if the dolphins all vanish then I’ll take it seriously
Your Vogon Poem
See, see the mum sky
Marvel at its big puce depths.
Tell me, salamander do you
Wonder why the opossum ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel grumpy.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your blartle facial growth
That looks like
A cheese
What’s more, it knows
Your niggardly potting shed
Smells of frog.
Everything under the big mum sky
Asks why, why do I even bother?
You only charm garlic.
I don’t know why the Vogons singled out salamander. She will have to explain.