Jill Stein should be staked out on the slope of the NK volcano
But she's not a virgin. Couldn't appease the local god.
Hey, wait. Just thought of something --- they think little Kimmie was sent by the gods, right?
We could trade her to little Kim for peace. Experienced white girl. Kimmi gets him some piece, we get us some peace, everybody's happy 'cept for Jill. And who cares what she thinks anyway?
Although before she goes, I would like to thank her for helping keep the Hildabeast out of office...