Oh no, he's not a pervert. /sarc
Oh no, he's not a pervert. /sarc
Fast forward 3 months into the future...
BREAKING NEWS: Sex robot maker Arran Squire has filed for divorce from his artificial sex partner “Elaine”. Filed court documents claim that “Elaine” committed adultery with the neighbor’s John Deer riding mower while Squire traveled out of town on business.
When asked for comment, Squire simply broke down into tears exclaiming that “My trust in artificial humanity has been shattered”.
Attorneys for “Elaine” have released a statement that “Elaine regrets her actions and wishes to amicably resolve this issue in private.” Elaine will by filing for joint custody of the couple’s Osterizer and a half equity stake in Squire’s sex robot business.