‘Ecosexual’ professor spurs movement: Have sex with Earth to save it

The College Fix ^ | SEPTEMBER 5, 2017 | William Nardi

[Covenantor]

LOL! that’s just as old.

[Covenantor]

The set up for a joke is critical for the punch line. I’ve not told that or one of it’s many, many variants in ages, so the set up would be mangled.

Search “Zeke and knot hole” for the gamut.

Fisherman? That must be a good one.

;>)

[BigEdLB]

The professor’s real name is, Muddy Partz?

[Ancesthntr]

Thanks, been looking for that for a while.

For some reason, a few people look at me funny when I see a large Ford and call it an Earthf*cker.

[Ancesthntr]

“Has the whole world gone insane?”

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Well, the question kind of answers itself in this case.

I’m just wondering what particular event will FINALLY result in the President getting on television, and announcing: “My fellow Americans. Enough is enough! We’ve tried allowing the Leftists, uber-Feminists and general crazies have their freedom for about the last 60 years, on the theory that they just have to get it out of their systems and all will be fine. Well, it just isn’t working and, in fact, it is getting worse.

So, effective immediately, we’re shooting Leftists, treating and retraining the unrelentingly angry feminists and putting the crazies back in mental institutions where they belong. The experiment is OVER, and we’re going back to normality.”

I do have a relevant question: has this batshit crazy idiot gotten consent from Mother Earth, or are we dealing with a case of human privilege leading to rape and sexual abuse?

[Brown Deer]

http://www.abc15.com/news/national/police-issue-warrant-for-texas-man-caught-having-sex-with-chain-link-fence

[4yearlurker]

....now I'm older and have more sense,

I use the knothole in a fence.

[hal ogen]

In the 1950’s you’d pay a quarter to enter the Freak Show at the county fair. Now it is free. Just go outside and wait for a DIM/LIB to walk by.

[Flick Lives]

Sick f&)@!

[RedMonqey]

Shameful! (HaHa!!)

[RedMonqey]

Thats a funny!

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

The sexiest tree I ever saw was in WALKABOUT from 1970.

[Covenantor]

LOL!

[RedMonqey]

I liked Mad Magazine

[RedMonqey]

(HaHa!!)

[RedMonqey]

HaHa!!( true, nasty and nutty San Francisco )

[RedMonqey]

In the 1950’s you’d pay a quarter to enter the Freak Show at the county fair.

I said that to my 14yr old niece when we were watching the Democratic Convention.
She smiled in amazement

[RedMonqey]

“I grew up around farmers, hunters, fishermen and miners. They all loved the earth and in fact, their health and livelihoods depended on loving the earth,” she told The Fix.

My father would tell them to stop because you're scaring the cows!

[RedMonqey]

To quote from the last line from “The Bridge over the River Qwai”

Madness! Madness!!

[RedMonqey]

Ouch!