Posted on 09/09/2017 12:50:12 AM PDT by nickcarraway
Lena Dunham exclaimed she was being simultaneously trolled & seduced on Twitter Thursday night by wildman former Mets star Lenny Dykstra. But then the Girls creator admitted, Okay now youre making me laugh.
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On Friday evening, Dykstra was with Borowski, hashing out his next online stunt to capitalize on his Dunham exchange.
He exclusively told Page Six that on Saturday afternoon hes holding a press conference on Facebook Live, Periscope and other social-media platforms. Its going to be called Lenny Dykstra Makes An Emergency Statement on the State of American Feminism.
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All she’s ever wanted was a real man. She just can’t admit it.
ha haaaa, I thought her problem was that she only wants a woman, but can’t admit it.....
Well, you may have a point.
Does he know what she actually looks like? Is he mixing her up with someone else? I know that if I rose to a high level in professional sports, a Lena Dunham type would not be my target for romance.
I don’t know how she got the man she has. He is apparently considered good looking by women, and he’s a successful musician.
Actually, she said she was disappointed when she realized she wasn’t a lesbian.
Well, it’s got him more press than he’s had in a long time. He hasn’t been relevant since George H.W, Bush was president.
I just got sick ALOT in my mouth... Thanks
Well she is an “honorary lesbian” I’m sure....
She did turn her little sister into one.
Lenny Dykstra?
I’d be real careful getting near someone from the ‘86 Mets...
Careful Lenny, next stop is barnyard animals, mate.
I was able to watch Lenny play in the minors, Carolina league.
There were many reasons the locals called him “Suicide” Dykstra. His play on the field was only one.
He could play a practical joke too.
Legend has it that on a trip to play in Durham, NC Lenny left the ball park during warm-ups, took a cab back to the motel and short sheeted half the teams beds. He jumped back in the cab, raced to the ball park and wandered to the dugout with a soft drink and hotdog five minutes before the game started.
I expect Lenny is just playing one of his jokes.
Things worked out good for Daryl Strawberry and Doc Gooden...
His nickname in MLB was “Nails.”
The locals in the CAROLINA LEAGUE called him Suicide when he played for the Mets farm team in Lynchburg, VA because he played as hard OFF the field as he did ON the field.
As in “that boy is going to kill himself the way he’s living”.
He was the type of guy who threw away the top when he opened a bottle of liquor because you do not keep something you will never use again.
Lenny had a stable of groupies ranging from.”No way is she legal” to mid-forties. He reportedly gave them all they could handle.
Lenny knew one way to drive: FAST.
It was joked that he could drive to his apartment, park and be walking in the door before the sound of his car got there.
His post baseball life has proven that he is and was a hot mess.
I am amazed he has survived.
I have a bro in law that played MLB with Lenny Dykstra. I also spent a night in the bar the night before a game with them. Lenny is a wild man, I was a pretty seasoned drinker at the time, but I sure as hell wasn’t playing ball the next day.
Dysktra is messed up
http://www.nj.com/union/index.ssf/2018/05/lenny_dykstra_had_cocaine_on_him_when_he_threatene.html#incart_2box_nj-homepage-featured
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