I’m looking to become the Next Baghdad Bob.
Pyongyang Laz, that’s me!
LOL!
LOL...well done. It is not easy to generate that horrible, turgid communist “prose.” Your mind wants to create proper English and you have to beat it back to generate near-gibberish. Authentic communist gibberish is the hardest of all.
I like it! But can your friends just call you "Py"?
Well, if you ping me to your list, does that make you a Ping-Pyong?