[Steely Tom]

I found out about it like everyone else, when I read it in the paper.

No one is more flabbergasted than me, I assure you.

[sparklite2]

I can empathize. At breakfast this morning, I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, but what came out was, “You bitch! You’ve ruined my life!”

[alternatives?]

“I found out about it like everyone else, when I read it in the paper.”

Sounds like Obama.