That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
If this sticks to the Forensic Files template, in about four week we’ll discover his wife just found out about his sidepiece, and that he had embezzled money from somewhere. And he’ll suddenly change his story...
Really. Does he think God believes his story?
I'm going with "The Twinkie Defense"!!!
I can't and won't describe to you what atrocities I'm capable of...if I eat TOO MANY Twinkies!!!......I have to go now, and buy some more twinkies and some cold medicine to wash them down with...later
FMCDH(BITS)