here’s one I like:
Alabama fan, Auburn fan, and a Tennessee fan in a bar...
They all go to the restroom together...After they whizz, the “bama fan goes to the sink and turns the water on full, soaps up to his elbows and rinses...He looks at the other two and says, “At Alabama, they taught us cleanliness...”
The Auburn guy turns barely a little water on dabs lightly at the soap...He says, “At Auburn, they taugh us thriftiness...”
The Tennessee guy just looks at them and walks to the door...He turns and says, “At Tennessee, they taught us not to piss on our hands...”
LOL, I’ll have to remember that one.
An oldie, but still a good one.