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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

My whole point is that bearing false witness in order to malign anyone is not right- and is an injustice no matter who is on the receiving end- it is something that God is very serious about to doing- and the MSM has a lot to be worried about when God judges them for doing this to many- not just to joel or trump or whomever-


71 posted on 08/29/2017 12:03:16 PM PDT by Bob434
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To: Bob434

Step aside and let us drive, Bob. Virtue-signaling doesn’t work no more, no more.
Alinsky’s rules for radicals #5.: “There is no defense to ridicule.”

OK. Oral Roberts, Jimmy Swaggart and Joel Osteen got together to discuss financing the crucial business of spreading God’s word.

Joel took the bit in his teeth and said,
“Jimmy, after all your troubles, how do you determine how to divide tithes?”
Jimmy said, “Half goes to the, uh, poor and stuff, and, well, walking around money. Honestly I need at least half to make payroll and expenses.”

Joel turned to Oral: “How do you decide how much you need?”
Oral replied, “I put the love offerings into a bushel basket. Then I toss it all down some stairs.
“Anything that makes it to the bottom goes to my foundation, but I got bills ... “

Joel said, “Oh yeah, your Gone With the Wind staircase. Fair enough.
“Well guys, Miss Vickie and I use peach baskets. My sweetie and I toss all that filthy lucre up into the air. Whatever the Lord catches, He can keep.”


82 posted on 08/29/2017 4:43:51 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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