While hiking with Scouts in the Sierra we had to hunker down for a while in the midst of a thunder storm. Lightening all around. Noticed one of the Scouts standing on top of the highest rock in the area with a hiking pole up in the air. He said it was on his bucket list to get struck by lightening. Not on my watch! Sent the SPL to get him down. Never a dull moment.
Never mind. That one leaves me speechless.
Sounds like someone who will eventually win the Darwin Award.