[Macoozie]

“Alligator infested flooding”
Oh no!
Could it be . . . will it be. . . GATORNADO ?

“Worst hurricane in 12 years.”
That’s because we haven’t had a direct hurricane hit in 142 months.

Folks, it’s the beginning of Hurricane season.
Let’ calm down. If you don’t like Hurricanes . . . MOVE.

Pray for the well-being and safety of our fellow citizens in the path of the storm.

[x1stcav]

Don’t forget to stock up on milk and bread.

[Ancesthntr]

“Alligator infested flooding”
Oh no!
Could it be . . . will it be. . . GATORNADO ?

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Yeah, well, the gators are the ones that should be afraid. Right now, they’re not bothering us. Come into our neighborhoods, and they’ll get a severe case of instantaneously fatal airborne lead poisoning.

We Texans can take care of ourselves. Same applies to liberals - we’re kind of OK with them in Austin, but that’s about it. :>)