“No American passport, cough up the money to visit our wilderness.”
That would mean everyone would need identification.
The SJWs would NEVER allow that.
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I know you're just being tongue in cheek, but I'm really irritated at moronic European know-it-alls criticizing the US incessantly, when they'd all be fascists or communists (i.e. under the oppressive thumb of totalitarianism) if it wasn't for us. For the most part, they've destroyed the natural beauty of much of Europe - yet they have the audacity to point a finger at us about ‘the environment’. This is particularly true for Merkel, as East Germany was an environmental cesspool - and would have been much worse if they weren't too economically poor because of communism to build more environmentally backward factories.