[nclaurel]

I usually say “ I am so glad you called. I am having a sale on English lessons and I just need your credit card number.” They quickly hang up.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

A “sale on English lessons” — LOL. I have to remember that one. In the old days, I used to say “I am sending Luigi over to break all of your phone dialing fingers.” I remember one woman breaking down, sobbing “I need this job.”