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They were playing golf in heaven, and they let Jesus play as long as He didn't pull off any miracles. They came to a long par-3 over a lake. Most hit five- and six-irons, but Jesus said, "Jack Nicklaus would hit seven-iron here," so he did, too. Sure enough, Jesus' ball came up short, kerplunk in the lake.

He dropped another on the front edge and pitched up near the pin. Then, he walked across the lake to retrieve his water-ball.

A couple of passing golfers, far away in another fairway, saw him and hollered to one of his foursome, "That guy walking on the water--who does he think he is, Jesus?"

Back came the answer: "No, He IS Jesus. He THINKS He's Jack Nicklaus!"