A priest was golfing with one of his more wayward parishoners who badly missed a shot and muttered “Jesus Christ, I missed”. The priest did not take kindly to this and warned him of the consequences of his blasphemy. A couple of rounds later it happened again whereon the priest gave him a stern warning that bad things happen to blasphemers. Well, at the 18th hole, on a shot that would win him the game, the parishoner missed his shot and loudly said, “Jesus Christ, I missed”. As the clouds above started to darken and a sudden chill wind blew from the north, the priest said, “I warned you of the consequences of your sinning” and suddenly a lightning bolt came from the heavens and hit the priest blowing him to smithereens. As the winds died down, from up in the heavens was heard, “Jesus Christ, I missed”.
Now, that was funny !