An unnamed source at CNN, or possi ly the AP or the NYT, are reporting Brian Williams has gone completely blind from staring at Hillary Clinton.
Excellent rumor. Must be true with those sources. We should contribute to a fund for his medical care. Or is it mental care?
I remember when the Moon shot down Brian William’s helicopter in Iraq.
Or maybe it was Brian William’s helicopter shot over the Moon and he picked up a rock.
Either way, it was good he was there at the signing of the Declaration of Independence and snapped a shot, with his Polaroid, of the gang playing basketball afterwards.