Posted on 08/16/2017 7:05:13 PM PDT by SJackson
Drunk man jumps into zoo enclosure to feed bear condensed milk but animal bites his hand off in bloody attack
The 42-year-old's hand was severed after he ignored warning signs to climb over a fence and give the ferocious animal something to drink
A drunk man had his hand bitten off by a bear after he jumped into the animal's zoo enclosure to feed it condensed milk.
The 42-year-old's bloody attack was caught on CCTV as he ignored warning signs to climb over a fence in Irkutsk, Russia.
According to reports, the man had consumed a lot of alcohol and wanted to give the bear something to drink.
But seconds after putting his hand through the cage he became the victim of a gruesome struggle.
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Well that’s plain silly, why would a drunk bite a bear?
I think you should have dropped the adjective “condensed” from the headline rather than the second subject “animal.”
Chomping off your own hand, that’s more than drunk.
In the animal’s defense, condensed milk doesn’t taste very good.
He should have found a more civilized bear, like the one they had riding on the motorcycle a couple weeks ago. Those wacky Russians!
Russia, bear, man, alcohol
need we say more?
I have a Russian friend that explained to me that condenses milk is always used with vodka. Apparently no one goes drinking there without a can of condensed milk.
Bears want cookies along with their milk. Everybody knows that. Otherwise they get cranky.
“From the headline one would believe the man bit the Bear’s hand off. Actually, the correct grammar would be “bit off the Bear’s hand”.
You sure you’re not profiling?
The bear wanted more. It wanted milk and cookies. When it did not get cookies, it got hand.
When you give a bear a glass of milk, he’s going to want a snack to go with it.
Excellent
Drunk, what do you expect if you go into a bear’s den...
Condensed milk is for cooking not for drinking, even bears know that.
Hold my condensed milk and watch this.
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